Dude i wouldn't normally flirt with flirts with me today. He has an accent, so i decide to be a sucker and fall for it. only it's not too longer before he gets way too close.
like within the same day.
he talks to me about what show i'm watching (the crazy ones, with robin williams) we back and forth over skype about how great robin williams was. how sad his death was. i mention he was my favorite, and i shared his birthday.
later he messages me "i guess that you are a crab." (i gather he means my horoscope.)
Which would be a cool guess except i literally just told you what my birthday was. all you had to do was google robin williams.
then he tells me "i guess you don't have a boyfriend in america."
....welp. you don't speak very good english, so let's skip around how that kind of sounds like an insult. let's focus on the fact that you brought it up in the first place.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Can i be honest with you?"
"oh yes, please."
"I have a wife and son. He's 1.5 years old. She doesn't understand me."
.....oh. well. okay then.
"So you keep flirting with other women a secret, then."
he follows up with:
him: I could date you
me: you don't know me
him: that's good. you're an open book. i want to write a new book.
me: I'm already written.
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